”In the Pub the other day I was telling that old joke about what you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath. Answer; throw in your washing.We were all having a good laugh about this, when this big bastard tapped me on the shoulder and said “I don’t find that very funny. My brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath during one of his fits...”I said “Sorry mate. Did he drown?”“No,” he said, “he choked on a sock.”The wife came out of the bathroom and said “I have just shaved my bits and you know what that means don’t you?”I said “Yeah, the bloody plug hole is blocked again.”An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was not used to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned. He had seen her a few times also at soccer, but usually she was wearing a loose sweater or jacket. Now, she was just wearing a high-cut one-piece black and white bathing suit with a plunging neckline and a loose wrap over it. The plunging neckline revealed full plump breasts.Laura and her daughter, Jodie were a study in contrasts. Jodie was a tall, thin brunette with long straight silky hair and small upturned perky 34B boobs and a small tight ass. Laura, on the other hand, was shorter, curvier with dirty wavy shorter blond hair and large plump boobs that were very much on display with the plunging neckline of her bathing suit. It was tough not to be drawn to Laura’s cleavage. Her boobs were certainly more than a handful.If this wasn’t enough, the other mom and teenage daughter were both wearing revealing bikinis. The mom had on a little sky-blue bikini with a bulging distinctive camel toe. The daughter had on a skimpy red bikini and had fairly large breasts for her petite size. They.
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